Dear Fledgling Readership,
When I said that fashion advice is bullshit, I meant it. I love fashion blogs. I spend insane amounts of time and money piecing together wacky ensembles because I like my lumpy body and I like adorning it with crap. What I don’t like is advice. Here’s all you need: wear what you like and screw everyone else. Even if what you like is too small, “conventionally unflattering,” or made entirely out of polyester, stand behind your choices and whatever you wear will transform you into the sexy earthbeast you were meant to be.
Love,
Esther
